(From the Interwebz.)

Chomping typos with bloody teeth,
sitting high on they’re judgement seat, pretending better grooming,
Barking in Facebooks aand online dating and in Tweets asserting dominance,
peeing arcane rules on all within reach of the stream,
only proving there bores forgetting
the first purpose of language is to speak and,
only then, be spoken to. Say something, I will listen.
Show me your error-riddled, rule-breaking soul, I will love it.
Mistakes prove humanity–all others go to hell.