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Remember this guy? Thank God you don’t.

I hereby promise I will never write about:

  • Anything viral from Facebook. If the Mother’s Guild® shares it, I’m not.
  • “What X Can Teach About Y” are only apples, oranges and mediocre conclusions.
  • Complaints about being treated like a brand. Write like a human being. 
  • “What every X Should Know.” I write for all or none.
  • Dear Mr/Ms/Mrs/Dr X: aka passive-aggressive imaginary letters.
  • Bolding important sentences. You can skim on your own time.
  • Episcopal Days of our Lives: TEC, get your act together.
  • Those Wacky Evangelicals, what will they say next? I don’t care.
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